hang the rules
rollingthunderpouringrain:

hereforpizza:

thatbrowngirl:

yourunlikelyhero:

daleksanddaisies:

scootyshabooty:

alofthehomo:

psiioniic:

They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
Then Werewolves
Now Zombies

HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 
NO MORE
NO LESS
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T 

HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING



Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?

Okay… Vampires and Werewolves barely get away with being borderline crazy. But zombiessssssssss. It would feel gross kissing a dead body. Omg. Wtf?

 


Oh my god why the hell is he wearing blue lipstick he should look SO MUCH WORSE than that he has been DEAD for god knows how long

rollingthunderpouringrain:

hereforpizza:

thatbrowngirl:

yourunlikelyhero:

daleksanddaisies:

scootyshabooty:

alofthehomo:

psiioniic:

They’re doing it.

First they romanticize Vampires

Then Werewolves

Now Zombies

HOW IS THIS EVEN

HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK

UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 

NO MORE

NO LESS

THEY DO NOT FEEL

THEY DO NOT LOVE

THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G

THAT IS I T 

HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING

Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?

Okay… Vampires and Werewolves barely get away with being borderline crazy. But zombiessssssssss. It would feel gross kissing a dead body. Omg. Wtf?

 

Oh my god why the hell is he wearing blue lipstick he should look SO MUCH WORSE than that he has been DEAD for god knows how long

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    AND NICHOLAS HOULT IS IN IT OH GOD HONEY NO YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER
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    COMEDY/SPOOF?NOTHIS
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    noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
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    noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
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  12. barnowl500 reblogged this from psiioniic and added:
    No no. Not even anywhere close to ok with this.
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    i am actually okay with this
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    what. NO. GET IT AWAY. PLZ
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    omg this is back askdlad
  28. tousled-bird-mad-girl reblogged this from leechristmas and added:
    But… BUT. Zombies don’t fall in love. They just walk around going, “Ughhhhhhh” and eating shit. HOW. WHAT. WHY.
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    oh it’s okay, at least zombies have survived unscathed from romanticizi- OH MY SWEET EVERYTHING HOW COULD YOU DO THAT...
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    Just…. What the fuck!? Zombies?? like “Fucking and eating at the same time”
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    …At least he’s hot\SHOT